Our Home and Native Land, ey, buddy?

Well, I think I’m about ready to tell people about this thing. It really didn’t take very long to build, and so far, I’m digging it. I also added a “Canada” category so I can shoot out random information on Canada. I’m also going to make a concerted effort to say “aboot” more.

Hey, a few weeks ago I convinced some girl I was from Vancouver. I told her Americans couldn’t name the Canadian provinces but that I could name all the state capitols. She got upset and said America could bomb Canada, and I told her I was going to get a moose to poop on her lawn. She was pissed, but I laughed like a kindergartner. This is just one more in a long line of tales that somehow have Canada as the butt of my jokes.

God, Canada rules.