Howard Stern

“Cocky” seems to be the prevailing “cool” attitude these days, but while most find it a merely a turn-off, some will regret their cockiness forever, like this idiot bicyclist.

Every heard of this band “The Wrong Trousers?” Here’s their gem cover of Video Killed the Radio Star and a short concert that includes a great Flaming Lips cover.

Two dudes play the theme to Beverly Hills 90210 on the same guitar, which is kinda cool.

And lastly, the vanishing doorway, which is a fantastic prank.

Batman: Defenders of the Night

Highlights: Batman is nearly beaten by a hood with a stick. The Riddler hits Robin in the head with his cane and then hits Batman in the nuts, all before caw’ing like a crow for no apparent reason.

Defenders of the Night was so good it warranted this sequel:

Batman: Dark Betrayals

Highlights: Bruce calls Alfred from a car that isn’t moving. Commissioner Gordon works in a bedroom that has laundry all over the floor. Robin sells cocaine and then steals a dog. The criminals continue to take Batman seriously despite the fact that he’s clearly wearing pyjamas.

You owe it to yourself to watch these both all the way. It will blow your mind.

Secondly, a promo for Windows 386. The first 7 minutes are completely boring, but skip to about 7:10 in and the chaos begins. You will never believe that someone actually thought this would sell Windows. The only thing is does is convince me that promo directors in the mid-80’s must’ve done A LOT of cocaine.

How much would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands? I’m sad to say, for some it’s less than you’d think. For others, it’s more. Either way, it’s WEIRD to watch people process the question.

Fuck the Shit!
The sad part is that I can’t get this song out of my head.

Nicccccccce!
I’ve been saying this for weeks. …And pissing my wife off.

Trigger Happy TV
EVERY TIME I hear this ring, I think of this. THAT’S quality.

Scary Mary
Absolutely genius Mary Poppins redux.

Fart caught on infrared
I had to watch this three times I was laughing so hard.

Kid Tries to Eat 10 Habanero Peppers
Honestly, I would flip out after 1 bite of 1 pepper.

Family Guy live action
Funny.

I will be excited when I get my Wii, but most definitely not THIS excited:

But you have gotta admit, it is nice to remember how much something like this could make your day when you were younger.

Annoying Devil 1

Annoying Devil 2

Annoying Devil 3

One more for the day: We all know this is fake. We all acknowledge that ghost videos like this are the product of a young filmmaker’s imagination. But… this one is actually kind of freaky. Seriously.

Ghost causes car accident
via Google Video

Claygate
Yikes. This is where we’re gotten as a society. Rosie O’Donnell, who I didn’t mind that much until today, has declared Kelly Ripa – who was, I thought – a friend of the gay community, a “homophobe” because she told Clay Aiken, when he put his hand over her mouth on the air to shut her up and she said “That’s a no-no. I don’t know where that hand has been.” Okay, run-on sentence aside, this is cuh-razy. So, remember kids, if you’re a professional interviewer and you’re interviewing someone live on TV and some lame ass guest host slaps his stupid dirty hand on your piehole, embarassing you and touching your face in one dirty concoction, if you make a seemingly innocuous, possibly but not definitely snarky comment, you’re a gay-hater.

Rosie O’Donnell is a very outspoken voice for the gay community. To accuse someone of bigotry who (a) has no history of it, and (b) makes a VERY cloudily interpreted comment, and (c) is making this comment to someone WHO ISN’T EVEN GAY (admittedly, at least… and I’d add YET to that), she ought to be ashamed of herself. Rosie really ought to apologize.

By the way, ho-ly crap. Pictures of animals … in the womb.
I mean… seriously… check out the picture of the elephant. If this isn’t amazing, I don’t know what is.

Price is Right close finish
Nuff said.

Okay, that’s all for now. Have a great Thanksgiving.

Ah…bananas.
Proof that there is a God. The funny thing is, every single species of monkey and ape eat bananas the other way. It appears we eat them “upside down,” despite “God’s pull-tab.” Via Google Video.

Black Macbook
The first and only “I’m a Mac” spoofs that was actually funny. Via YouTube.

Faith Hill is a Sore Loser
This has got to be a joke. Look closely, it’s quick. Vai break.com

Yikes.
This is actually called “The Man With Exploding Arms.” That alone is scary, but when you see his freakish arms, you’ll probably have to choke back your own vomit.

Baby laughs his ass off
via YouTube – if you don’t laugh, you don’t have a heart

Drive through oil change gone wrong
via break.com – hilarity ensues when people don’t pay attention to simple tasks

Wallpaper site
Best wallpaper site EVER. Seriously.

Neatfonts
Good stuff. Demo all sorts of fonts.

NeXTSTEP’s code is still seen today in OS X – if you poke around in the code or even some little hacks from the command like, you’ll still see objects referred to with their original “NS_” prefixes.

Anyway, check out the video. It’s long, but it’s really interesting.

Mind Performance Hacks
I want this book. Seriously. I want this book to sharpen a mind that I spend the majority of the time dulling.

Crazy urban ninja dude
Because the first minute is totally sweet.

Armless Man Plays The Guitar With His Feet
I would watch this dude, not walk by aimlessly, as most people seem to be doing.

It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
No need to say any more.

Girl Archer
This is just too amazing to be real. Some people have amazing toes, like the dude above.

Goodbye Microsoft, Pete has now left the building
A fellow Floridian, an Microsoft insider, describes why he finally ditched Microsoft and Windows for Apple and Ruby-on-Rails. For the record, I still think Rails is a fad. It’s very cool, but the catch is, ya gotta learn Ruby to use it. A lot of these frameworks are very powerful and great RAD tools, but I’m sticking with PHP5 for now.

Do NOT watch this
*Suriously*. It’ll make you dizzy, and you’ll feel a hollowness in your stomach. I don’t usually get queezy, this is the worst video I’ve seen in ages. Yikes.

“We Have Not Forgotten, Mr. President.”
Keith Olberman tears President Bush a new arse.

Asshat flies out of truck
Truck + Dunes + Guy being douche-bag = ?

Why Vista will be the end of Microsoft
Of course, we all know it won’t be. On the contrary, it will be a success. But I agree, it will certainly be the first chipping of the wall. Start the timer. Microsoft’s dominance will be majorly altered in the next decade.