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		<title>Dumbest Ebay Auction Ever?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam S</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may well be the dumbest eBay auction ever (link available&#8230; while it lasts).  I mean, who hasn&#8217;t wanted to own a strawberry shaped like the United States&#8230; well&#8230; kinda&#8230; if you squint your eyes and just imagine it a little bit, you can almost sorta see it&#8230; a little.  

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This may well be the <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=330219467112">dumbest eBay auction ever</a> (link available&#8230; while it lasts).  I mean, who hasn&#8217;t wanted to own a strawberry shaped like the United States&#8230; well&#8230; kinda&#8230; if you squint your eyes and just <i>imagine</i> it a little bit, you can almost sorta see it&#8230; a little.  </p>
<p><a href="http://firsttube.com/uploads/dumb-ebay.png" title="Dumbest Ebay Auction Ever?" rel='lytebox[Dumbest-Ebay-Auction-Ever]'><img src="http://firsttube.com/uploads/dumb-ebay-sm.jpg" style="border:1 px solid blue;" class="instant" alt="Ebay" /></a><br />
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<p>Here is the text of the auction:</p>
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AMERICA ROCKS! </p>
<p>This delicious and amazing strawberry is shaped like the USA! How totally cool is that? Show your love for our country and bid on this one of a kind berry! A must for any serious collector of fruits and veggies in a unique shape. A perfect gift for that special someone who has everything already!  </p>
<p>I pledge to donate 25% of the proceeds of this sale to chairity (sic) &#8211; most likely I will donate to the one laptop per child foundation. even if you dont bid, google this charity and help them out&#8230; pretty cool idea for a charity. (I am not affiliated with them at all)</p>
<p>This is the most amazing strawberry ever to be found. </p>
<p>The strawberry has been immediately wrapped up and frozen in a freezer inside a deep freeze bowl at an undisclosed location. </p>
<p>I will ship this to the buyer in dry ice to ensure quality. </p>
<p>it is red &#038; white and has a tiny green leaf</p>
<p>no returns &#8230; all sales final
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		<title>weekend adventures</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2004 14:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam S</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[interesting weekend.  
Yesterday, JF came to town with his band, Killswitch Engage.  I swung on down  to HOB around 6:30 and we got some dinner.  The nwe went back and hung out on the bus and around the backstage area until the show.  I met James Murphy of Death/Obituary/Disencarnate fame, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>interesting weekend.  </p>
<p>Yesterday, JF came to town with his band, <a href="http://www.killswitchengage.com">Killswitch Engage</a>.  I swung on down  to HOB around 6:30 and we got some dinner.  The nwe went back and hung out on the bus and around the backstage area until the show.  I met James Murphy of Death/Obituary/Disencarnate fame, which was pretty crazy, and then watched the show <b>from the stage</b>!  The whole thing was pretty amazing, to see that F&#8217;s pursuits are paying off.  Holy shit.  Pretty crazy.  </p>
<p>Then today I listed all my Mom&#8217;s old audio book cd&#8217;s on ebay, and now I&#8217;m scouring the house for more shit to sell.  I wouldn&#8217;t mind slapping all the crap I don&#8217;t want on there, just to get rid of some of it.  Not a bad way to unload extra shit and maybe make some cash.</p>
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