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Nothing Says "I Love You" Like an Ass in the Box

Adam S — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:44:47 +0000

I can’t wait to buy an Ass in the Box for someone. What a novel idea. You get a gift in the mail, you open it, and it’s a giant ass. Lovely.

This article from CRACKED magazine had me laughing this morning. I really enjoy the new site. It’s – how you say? Ah, yes… – funny.

I registered for Netvibes today, and I must say, it’s what Google Personalized ought to be. It’s heavily AJAX and drag-n-drop based, and there are no page reloads when you switch tabs. It’s fast and simple, but not as simple and pretty as Google. C’mon Google, you’ve got a ways to go with Writely, Spreadsheets, Google Personalized, and Picasaweb. Don’t disappoint us, we’re counting on your to get these puppies as spit-shined as Gmail.

Two Quickies

Adam S — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:59:56 +0000

1. CRACKED magazine online reports about 5 Movies Hollywood Needs to Stop Making Now. It’s hilarious.

2. Youtube is simply amazing. So, without further adue, something you could only find on the internet: Japanese pen tricks. It’s like extreme “penning,” or something.

The Return of CRACKED Magazine

Adam S — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 15:05:38 +0000

I’m so pleased to share that CRACKED magazine, one of my favorites as a young teen even though it was often just a second rate MAD magazine, has recently been resurrected. The new version is more like a teen-aimed Maxim, but man is it funny. Here are some choice articles currently featured on the website:

First, a genius article called Why does everybody hate Kimmmy Gibler so damn much? An in-depth review exposes the Tanner family for what they were: a bunch of self-centered, underachieving, possibly gay, misfit assholes.

The 7 Best ’80s Movie Girlfriends
No clue how Pamela from Teen Wolf made the cut when it CLEARLY should’ve been Boof, but a great list nonetheless. Obviously, Elizabeth Shue had to be on the list for one of any number of roles.

The only people ever to guess the “joke” answer on Double Dare
CRACKED passes us to College Humor for this one, where a family picks the “joke” answer, standard on every question on Double Dare. I can’t believe the father let these poor kids go with this answer.

8 Important Lessons Learned from ’80s Cartoons
Good stuff. Good stuff.