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	<title>firsttube.com &#187; Britney</title>
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		<title>Birthday Laugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam S</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid People]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my birthday.  And I was pleased to get a laugh at an article entitled &#8220;Paris defends Britney&#8220;.
A choice quote: &#8220;For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling.&#8221; 
I mean, seriously, what the f@*% does that even mean!? If you have even a cursory understanding [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is my birthday.  And I was pleased to get a laugh at an article entitled &#8220;<a href="http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/37947428">Paris defends Britney</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>A choice quote: &#8220;<i>For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling.</i>&#8221; </p>
<p>I mean, seriously, what the f@*% does that even <i></b>mean</b></i>!? If you have even a cursory understanding of English, you&#8217;d know this makes no sense whatsoever.  &#8220;<i>On behalf of</i> her partying ethics?&#8221; Uh&#8230; what? Wait&#8230; &#8220;Partying <i>ethics</i>?&#8221; What the hell are partying ethics?  Paris Hilton must be dumb as a post.  What has this world come to??</p>
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		<title>I Love You, Britney Spears</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2002 11:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam S</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You can say whatever you like about how incredibly lame pop culture is, but I&#8217;m starting to fall victim to it.  I have a &#8220;Pop&#8221; mix that I made not too long ago, and it features Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, the Backstreet Boys, even *NSync, for crying out loud.  That alone shows you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can say whatever you like about how incredibly lame pop culture is, but I&#8217;m starting to fall victim to it.  I have a &#8220;Pop&#8221; mix that I made not too long ago, and it features Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, the Backstreet Boys, even *NSync, for crying out loud.  That alone shows you how much it gets beat into your head.  Either way, though, Britney is money.  </p>
<p>But the cherry on top is that, last night, as I was watching the finale of &#8220;American Idol,&#8221; I found myself liking that ridiculous Mariah Carey-sounding song the finalists sang.  Something must be done about this, and quickly.  </p>
<p>Music today is just starting to suck.  The RIAA wonders why CD sales are down, and they blame KaZaa and Napster, when in reality, there&#8217;s just lots of shitty music bombarding us.  And in the space, when we lack good music, we start listening to crap &#8212; <strong>and liking it</strong>! </p>
<p>Something big needs to come.  The world is ready for another &#8220;<i>Nevermind</i>.&#8221;</p>
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