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Crazy Indian Video (with Subtitles) - Awesome video with as-close-as-we-can-get subtitles
Incredible Photos of Hurricane Ike - I had no idea the devastation that Ike caused.
Yearbook Yourself! - A great little distraction to superimpose your face on an old yearbook photo
Confucius Say… - A screenshot from Digg.com
Animator vs. Animation - I’ve seen this type of thing before, but never so much fun.
Cooks.com - Recipe - Wiener Water Soup - Gotta try this unique recipe!
The Kanzius Machine: A Cancer Cure? - Did this guy develop the basis for a cure for cancer using two pans and a hot dog? Maybe…
Slow Motion Slap - CollegeHumor video - Pretty incredible video of what happens when you slap a face.
A Hotel Wifi Hack - Awesome trick. Gotta love the Mac!
IE8 and Loosely-Coupled IE (LCIE) - This is what every browser should do: allow individual tabs to fail independently. I can’t tell you how many times Java content brought down my entire browser session.
Are Americans Hostile to Knowledge? - I see this, and many others do too. For whatever reason, suddenly, that which is almost entirely provable is now often seen as “theory” and that which is faith based is now worthy of school curriculum. I’m ashamed of the US today. Ashamed.
Holy crap! - This article is called “Baby hurled from blazing flat out of third floor window…”
Today is the Day: A Pictureset - Perhaps the strangest pictureset you’ll see all day.
Evolution (comic)
Bear Rescue on Donner Memorial Bridge
RawStory.com > “A Real Christian” - Great comment about the GOP and Christianity
WallStreetFighter: 20 Things That Are True But Nobody Wants to Admit
English Russia > Some Not-So-Usual Photos - Very cool pictures taken by users of a Russian website.
Explosm.net - Interactive Stories - Great story, driven by user suggestions!
breakthesystem.org -> A Proposal to OS Makers - GREAT idea!
Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture - Violent Acres - Reminds me of that scene from Mallrats - “The customer is always an asshole!”
Lindsay get 84 minutes for cocaine, others get mandatory 10 years - Injustice. No more need be said.
Rock, Paper, Scissors… wait…. PAPER?! (Pic) - Great image.
FedEx owns UPS.
What Chefs do when they are bored - I LOVE this page.
Daylight-Saving Causes Twin Arrival Pickle :: WRAL.com - Pretty amazing. So one twin is older in real life, while the other is older according to the paperwork.
Ok, this is a cool website. - You gotta see it.
“YouTube” Halloween Costume - Damn! I wish I thought of this!
Dude, this squid has TEETH! - Promachoteuthis sulcus: The freak of the ocean.
Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage is UnAmerican - WWJV4 ~ Who Would Jesus Vote For? - Gotta love it.
Imagine going to college and living by THIS dress code! - Yikes!
Best. Suicide. Ever.
Popular Science: Kitchen Gadgets of the Future
10 Surefire Ways to Kill Your Crabby Mood - You know what? Lame though they may be, this kind of stuff works. Once I started trying to think positive each morning, I mostly became “a morning person.”
A Nation of Christians Is Not a Christian Nation - New York Times - Amazing article.
“Old Men Who Look Like Lesbians” - It’s kind of scary, but they do look like older women.
Awesome Skater Video - This video game screencast features a skater who has a 1 in a million crash landing
San Fran Mayor Gavin Newsom: War On Drugs Is A Failure - If it’s true that SEVENTY percent of our federal prisoners are drug crime related and cost us in excess of BILLIONS each year, perhaps we ought to be considering what our society should consider legal??
Amazing pictures of everyday people
WE SHOULD BE AFRAID! - This is the kind of stuff that precedes a holocaust. What the hell is America coming to????
The Magical Bat 9/12/2007 - What the… Is this even possible physics-wise?
LAist: The Most Deceptive Sign in LA
How to Properly Camouflage A Military Installation - You’ve GOTTA see this!
LOBSTER FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
Welcome to Washington DC!
“A Decent Amount of Pubic Hair.” - How does one even describe this?
Time breakdown of modern web design - SO TRUE.
Ethnic Cleansing or “Amnesty” - Amazing piece on immigration.
Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - Asheville Indymedia - KKK pwned by clowns. Yes, CLOWNS.
In Canada, gay politician marries partner. In the US, they have anonymous gay sex in public bathroom stalls and then lie about it.
Senior Prank - CollegeHumor video - Awesome, mostly harmless prank a bunch of high schoolers conjured up.
Balloon Juice - It is absurd. You are safe. I am safe. This nation is safe. Quit being such a damned p***y. All of you.
Miss Teen USA 2007: Miss South Carolina Answers a Tough Question - No wonder she did well. Such clarity and forethought.
Flashblock for Safari - Flashblock aside, this is exactly how I feel about browsers on the Mac. Camino is just too feature light for me right now. I’m back to Safari.
Bohemian Rhapsody: A Capella - Awesome a capella performance.
Screaming frog
Six weeks without a wash: The soapless experiment - Interesting article.
Guide to Proper Use of the Term “Oh Snap!”
Alone in the rain. - Poor doggie.
coffee-face-kiss.jpg : My Confined Space - Very cool sculpture
Eating a Nut - I love it.
Have Christians Already Accepted The Mark Of The Beast? - Thought provoking. I respect everyone’s right to have whatever religious belief they want. But there is a marked rise of radical Christians who are totally brainwashed.
The Bacon Report: If you support keeping drugs illegal… - Great read.
Ted Rall online - Just following orders…
Journal of eldavojohn - Precisely what I’ve been saying. Even though I enjoyed the movie, poor physics make it tough to swallow Live Free or Die Hard.
Our Lives, Controlled From Some Guy’s Couch - What is the Matrix?
Truthdig - Interviews - You Have No Rights - What 4th Amendment rights to privacy do we have if the NSA can spy on us without a warrant when the law says they need to have a warrant to spy on us? What 1st Amendment rights do we have to protest if we can’t protest in front of the president…
The 10 Most Awesome Movies Hollywood Ever Killed
Pictures Of Walls at Kontraband - Hilarious graffiti
The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies - Funny list, even if #1 sucks.
This honestly makes me want to cry.
Where is the world is the baby??
The Royal Fart - Who knows what really happened, but this is pretty funny.
We should all live like this
Scrollovers - A New Way of Linking - Very cool javascript effect. Works perfectly in Opera too.
YouTube - Kevin Smith fights back! [ Rate This..!! ] - Pwned by Kevin Smith.
Can you survive in space without a spacesuit? - Slate Magazine - Short answer: Yes, for a few seconds.
:: www.frogview.com :> MOTHER OF THE YEAR - You HAVE TO click this link. This link made me smile in the girliest of ways. Fantastic.
Who owns you? - So true it makes me want to cry.
Dismisses Me Remix - I can’t this out of my head!
CRACKED.com - Marvel Comics vs. Science: 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origins - Awesome.
Win a Toyota! - Better read the fine print!
PIIIIIIIIIGS INNNNNNNN SPAAAAAACCCCE! - Awesome photoset from what must be pre-1970 of a pig launched some sort of projectile
While you are reading this… (Pic) - Hilarious picture
Japanese Graduation Picture - A lot more fun than any school picture you’ve ever taken… that’s for sure.
Guerilla gardening - A nice, positive story… for once.
I wish my drawing would come to life… - Great cartoon
The Truth About MySpace - Funny pic
Greatest Living American Ignored - Media on The Huffington Post - Worth, at the very least, a click.
PotatoFetish - Best site on the internet! For all your Potato pr0n!
Alone. - Beautiful must-see photo
Damn Interesting >> Coley’s Cancer-Killing Concoction - Definitely a good read. I can’t vouch for the science behind it, but it certainly seems interesting.
More on how photoshopping is subtly destroying or minds at Pandagon - I actually think the before picture is much sexier than the after.
Former Reagan Official: Bush May Stage False Flag Events To Reinstate Draft - This can’t actually happen, can it? I mean, surely, there would be a revolution, right??
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. - Maddox has been entertaining for years. This piece is no exception.
Analysts to Costco: Stop treating your employees so well - Ah… America. So proud!
What I imagined the people around me were saying when I was . . . - From “The New Yorker”
Thoughts on School Prayer - I really like this post on school prayer.
Most insane picture ever? - This looks like it will probably hurt in the morning. WARNING: this picture is extremely graphic!
The Princess Bride: 20 Years Later - Wow!! The actors from Princess Bride how they look today. While most are familiar, some I haven’t seen in some time.