Archive for April, 2007
Project: Make Ginger Ale
Apr 30th
This weekend’s interesting experiment: make Giner Ale from scratch. It sounds very complex and everyone has asked how to do it. There are directions floating around online, but let me provide some gently tweaked guidelines. Read on for the details.
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Today’s Random Thought: A Phish Setlist
Apr 30th
It’s been 4 ½ years since I’ve seen my favorite band, Phish, play. In the decade prior, I had seen then about 30 times in concert, across two continents, 4 countries, at least 6 states, almost 200 different songs. Today, for whatever random reason, I was thinking what I might write, if I were seeing them again today and was asked to write the setlist:
Set 1: Carini Had a Lumpy Head, Vultures, The Mango Song, Ghost, Roggae, Colonel Forbin’s Ascent > Fly Famous Mockingbird, Ginseng Sullivan, Water in the Sky
Set 2: Buried Alive > AC/DC Bag, Pebbles and Marbles, Peaches En Regalia, Dogs Stole Things, TMWSIY > Avenu Malkenu > TMWSIY, NICU, The Lizards, Dog Log, Slave to the Traffic Light
Enc: Glide, The Sloth
Yes, the sets are a little long, but this is what I’d like to see… today.
Favorite Movies
Apr 29th
I posted a random question on OSNews this weekend, What’s you favorite movie?. It got quite a few comments. Although I listed two, I want to, for the record, make a more comprehensive list here. Read on for the meat of it.
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Decemberists the Highlight of Coachella
Apr 29th
Great blog entry over at EW about The Decemberists at Coachella. Unfortunately for the reviewer, it was an abbreviated set, but nonetheless, they got to see both the extraordinary epic “The Island” and the hilariously fun “The Mariner’s Revenge.” Read the review of The Decemberists at Coachella over at EW.com.
PHP vs. ASP.NET
Apr 27th
We have a new web-based client portal application we are going to use for my company extranet. However, because it was originally designed to be a hosted application, there are several variables involved in all areas that don’t apply to us, since we host it ourselves.
When using said portal, every URL looks something like:
domain.com/login.aspx?QS=jasbndfiaubnfoaeuifwoeifbwfe
The only difference is that the “QS” GET variable is even longer. I made the request of our developers to get rid of this query string for the login page, and the login page only. This is what that code looks like in PHP, inserted at line 1.
if(!$_GET['QS']) { $_GET['QS'] = 'jasbndfiaubnfoaeuifwoeifbwfe'; }
That’s it. One line of code. In ASP.net, this cost me 3 hours of developer time. THREE hours.
Then I asked our old developers to make a change to their code. It was doing a check in login if they are customers from the new app or the old one. If they are old, it processes the login. If it’they are new, it gives them an error message. So I said, instead of giving them the error, let’s redirect them to /new-directory/login.aspx?email=[base64_encoded email]&password=[base64_encoded password].
This is that code in PHP:
if($is_new) { header("Location: /newdirectory/login.aspx?email=" .base64_encode(stripslashes($_POST['email'])) . "&password=" .base64_encode(stripslashes($_POST['password']))); } else { //process login }
This cost me 2 hours at $165. Am I getting taken for a ride? I keep telling them – this would take 30 seconds in PHP. And they tell me, yes but ASP.net doesn’t work that way, and we need to change the web.config, and we need to recompile the entire site, etc, etc. If it were just one vendor, I’d be more suspicious, but two separate, unrelated developers are giving me crazy quotes like this.
I hear people bitch about PHP online ad nauseum. Every time I see real code, it appears PHP is FAR faster and far more friendly when it comes to customization.
Suckered!
Apr 26th
Am I the only one who felt gypped by last night’s American Idol? The premise of the show is that they sing on Tuesday and someone goes home on Wednesday. I understand that last night was taken over by a two hour telethon, but to lead us on all night just to screw us felt wrong. It would have been much more appropriate – and much less cruel to poor Jordin – to let us know up front the results and let the show stand on its own instead of treating the audience like a bunch of suckers.
The second to last episode of The Apprentice pulled a “Don’t fire anyone” moment, and I wonder if this is a trend in reality TV – keep ‘em hooked longer.
Frankly, it pissed me off. The result will likely NOT be the same next time, and whoever would have gone home last night might not go home next week. Certainly, that’s possible.
I find the whole thing objectionable. This from someone who was wholeheartedly rooting for Sanjaya!
Update: I am told “gypped” is a pejorative slang form of the word Gypsy, which is the common name of the Roma. Being part Romanian – but alas, not Roma – I would like to apologize to any Gypsies who may be reading my blog and were offended by the term “gypped.”
Melinda and Melinda
Apr 23rd
I saw a movie last night called “Melinda and Melinda.” Here’s the two sentence premise: two men – a comedy writer who believes life is tragic and this must be offset by moments of comedy, and a dramatic writer who thinks that only tragedy can make poignant the comedy of life – are a given the shell of a tale and must share their view of the story. Thus, over dinner, four friends recount two very distinct journeys of a mysterious dinner guest, Melinda, and her effect on the dinner guests.
All in all, the movie was decent – it wasn’t a defining point for cinema or anything, but it certainly plucked a string for me. In the end, you are left with one unavoidable conclusion: comedy, tragedy, meaning… it’s all in the eye of the beholder, and where you look for empty and desolate, you will find it. Likewise, where you look for meaning, you will find it. It’s important for me, a soon-to-be parent, to see happiness and joy and love and hope and charity and comedy and meaning in life.
And I do. While life may seem small on a cosmic scale, it’s up to us to enjoy the ride or choose to waste it. And I decided that I, for one, would prefer to spend my time laughing.
So it turns around now. From here on out, I focus on the positive.
WTF is Wrong With America?
Apr 23rd
Fer chrissakes, this is the crap we deal with in America today. This is pathetic:
This is a real soldier’s view on the war. She condemns all the flag wavers who pretend it’s patriotic to send your unarmed, unarmored soldiers into a country that doesn’t want them. You know what’s truly patriotic? Having the guts to say, “Supporting my troops is getting them out of Iraq and back into the USA as quickly as possible. Supporting my troops is restoring this nation’s standing in the eyes of the world. Supporting my troops is beginning to undo all the bad karma George W. Bush – never again refered to as “my” president, has done, so that our troops do not continue to serve as the exploding meat suicide bombers continue to terrorize. That would be supporting the troops. Anything else is anything but.
Just a few red states away, a high school news paper editor has been suspended for publishing an article encouraging tolerance. The bible says “Judge not, lest ye be judged. It’s a safe bet that an article on the bible would be A-OK, but an article that suggests that you allow your Lord to punish the amoral – or, better yet, determine exactly what is amoral – would probably be shunned for being too progressive. As a whole, I’m increasingly embarrassed by my country. We have backslid folks – a lot.
How’s this for a novel idea? Shut up and let everyone else live peacefully. That is your biblical duty.

The MILF Goes Mainstream
Apr 24th
Posted by Adam S in [...]
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Well, it had to happen. Eventually, all cult phenoms either die or reach a new level of cultural acceptance. At some point, we forgot about the “Pogo Bal” (sic) and slap wraps and Tamaguchi eggs whilst integrating American Idol into our lives and terms like “D’oh!” into our vernacular. Every underground eventually dies or is exposed.
Thus, after my generation used the term for 15 years plus, nymag.com exposes the term “MILF” for all the world to see. They conveniently forgot to define the acronym, and even if they did, they’d probably use one of the gentler definitions (Who could forget Tana of The Apprentice fame defining it – “mother I‘d like to fool around with?”)
The MILF is an exclusively post-1980’s term – and one I expect to be around as long as tweens and teens worship trashy celebutants like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. As younger girls because more and more loose, older, classier, more mature women become more attractive – if only by contrast. Now that the secret is out, a new age of the MILF has begun – where she may be very aware of her own MILFhood.
It will be interesting to see if our society, one that has typically cast aside older women effortlessly, enters into a golden age of silver ladies, where they are sex symbols anew, or whether it remains a mere fantasy for the pimple-faced.