Comedy Central rules

I think the show Crank Yankers is hilarious. It’s on Comedy Central, and everytime I watch, it cracks me up. Sure, there are some not so inspired skits, and yes, sometimes they bail a little early, but Jimmy Kimmel and crew have whipped up a hilarious “Jerky Boys of the

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Hello and welcome to AOL Moviefone!

The proposal Keith and I have maintained for years is that the Moviefone guy should be a cheery Canadian. Just imagine: “Hello, buddy! Thanks for calling AOL Moviefone! Ey, what movie to you want to go oot and see? Enter the province you’d like to search NOW…..” “Let’s see, guy,

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I’m going to slap JeN around

Well, the cat’s out of the bag for me, thanks to JD, and now I’ll definitely have some ‘splainin to do to those I never let know about theonion. On the other hand, it’s been a positive experience in general because even though I feel slightly demeaned by the entire

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Verdana – Best Font of 2002

Tahoma, your days are numbered. Arial, you’re old school. The “Verdana” font has been impressing me lately. I’m pleased with its smoothness and I’m almost prepared to transition this entire site to it. I’m especially amused just looking at lowercase “m” or an “a.” These letters are examples how of

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Terrance and Phillip: DJs of the 21st century

From a small town just west of Regina, Saskatchewan, DJ Terrance has been ripping up the nu-disco scene. His album, “Midget in Bikini,” has topped the British charts and his style has been heralded around the world. On top of this, his so-called apprentice, Phillip, has also been tearing up

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Dork.

I’m a dork. I just can’t break away from this nonsense once I start with it. Getting it working isn’t good enough – I have to keep screwing with it and adding new stuff. On the other hand, thank god I have this so I can stop messing around with

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